Everyone is SO jealous of me, huh? Another *misstep* on PT! We could be twins! Your purple butt matches my foot when I broke it! Purple used to be my favorite color!

Thankfully, Hannah wasn't in your arms! A fall like that happens so quickly there's no time to react. I'm so sorry! I hope you put ice on it immediately. Take a hot bath afterwards in epsom salt. I'd send you a kiss but then I'd be kissing your butt. So, I send you..