1 I used to hate jeeps.

2 Ive owned 5 Jeeps since 1995.

3 I was a US Marine for 4 months.

4 I allmost didnt graduate High School because I didnt take the Anchorage School Districts swim class.

5 I allmost didnt graduate High School because I only speak one language.

6 I was 18 when I was diagnosed for dyslexia.

7 I monoski, havent been on 2 skis in 20 years.

8 Its possible I own the first teleboard in Alaska.

9 I cant snowboard, to much pressure on my ankles.

10 Im retarded with a open reel fishing rod.

11 Im a mad fish killer with a fly rod.

12 All of my cats have been silver.

13 Ive been banned from 4 forums, 3 or 4 times from 1 of them.

14 I used to play bass.

15 I roll my own ciggarettes.

16 My spelling sucks, I guess yall figured that out.

17 Ive gotten chemical burns from brewwing beer.

18 I flew to Chicago to see Anthrax in concert.

20 I was the tallest Munchkin in a production of the Wizard of Oz.

21 Ive been kicked by a horse.

22 I can rebuild a carburator.

23 Ive been an electrician since 1992.

24 Im more comfortable around a campfire then in any restaurant.

25 Im a member of a Tug of War team.

26 Douglas Adams is one of my favorite writers.

27 being unemployed brings the suck.

28 I need more firearms.