Um....excuse me but could someone please strap this bomb on my back??? I need a new car!The men also get religious re-education and are promised a new home and car if they behave.
I'm Canadian......eh?
Um....excuse me but could someone please strap this bomb on my back??? I need a new car!The men also get religious re-education and are promised a new home and car if they behave.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
Retired
LMAO, Slick!!!
Well strap a bomb on me and call me stupid!!!
Rest In Peace Casey (Bubba Dude) Your paw print will remain on my heart forever.
12/02
Mollie Rose, you were there for me through good times and in bad, from the beginning.Your passing will leave a hole in my heart.We will be together "One Fine Day".
MooShoo,you left me too soon.I wasn't ready.Know that you were my soulmate and have left me broken hearted.I loved you like no other. 1999 - 2010
Maya Linn, my heart is broken. The day your beautiful blue eyes went blind was the worst day of my life.I only wish I could've done something.I'll miss your "premium" purr and our little "conversations". 1997-2013 See you again "ONE FINE DAY"
DO NOT BUY WHILE SHELTER ANIMALS DIE!!
I'm just your imagination
It's not like he's going to open the door and let them go free!!! They will most likely be put here in the US. Say what you want, I wouldn't want to be any one of them in a US prison where some of our hard core criminals can get their hands on them.
Mercy! A president who is actually trying to keep his campaign promises!!! Lord, help us all!!!
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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YOU are so DUMB!Originally Posted by slick
Um....excuse me but could someone please strap this bomb on my back??? I need a new car!
That would give you a 'dowager's hump', Women Homicide Bombers strap the bombs in the front, so they look preggers!
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LOL, with the goofiness of some of the grants given to 'art' in this country....
Or
"Can I have PEACH color crayon? I need to color in blown up bodies of infidels!"
Or
I used to send out martyrs for living. Now I have Art Exhibits in SoHo, San Francisco and West Lost Angeles !
Rahshad Al-Ka Boom.
(thanks Dennis Miller!)
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