Had it with the Food Channel...

[Scooter's Mom]

I ran by the Iron Chef battle with Batali and Oliver and wanted to die.

One of the assistant chefs opened up an ostrich egg and when he saw the yolk was broken tossed the whole thing into the garbage.

AB said it was worth 20 eggs.......what an omelet that would have made for some hungry people?

But they don't feed hungry people, just critics.