Cassie:
"Meow!" (Human, I am so glad you are here to serve me!)
"Meow!" (Feed me)
"Meow!" (Pet me)
"Meow!" (Did I say you could pick me up? Put me down, for cryin out loud!)
"Meow!" (Wake up, it is 3:30 AM, my food dish is empty and you're the one with the opposable thumbs.)
"Meow!" (The contents of my food dish are unsatisfactory. What are you going to do about it?)