Is Mr. Clean gay???

**RICHARD** · 11-28-2008, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by Karen

Now now, Richard, men and women can be friends, you know.

I think Mr. Clean the character was drawn long before anyone decided which ear was the "correct" ear in which a straight man could place an earring.

True, thank goodness no one brought up the Gorton's fisherman....

But, why is Sara Lee being so quiet?

And why is the Clabber Girl still hiding in the cupboard?

**K9soul** · 11-28-2008, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by RICHARD

True, thank goodness no one brought up the Gorton's fisherman....

But, why is Sara Lee being so quiet?

And why is the Clabber Girl still hiding in the cupboard?

LOL. This thread has hit me so funny.

**Medusa** · 11-28-2008, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by RICHARD

But, why is Sara Lee being so quiet?

And why is the Clabber Girl still hiding in the cupboard?

Because they're having a threesome w/the Sunmaid Raisin Maiden.

**kitten645** · 11-28-2008, 04:18 PM

This thread is funny. It reminded me of a cocktail napkin I saw. It said:
"By the looks of your home, you could use a homo!" Mr. Clean to the rescue!
I thought I'd read somewhere that he was based on a real "model"

**RICHARD** · 11-28-2008, 04:27 PM

Aw come on!

I can see some touchy feely stuff in the kitchen, but nothing like what you suspect may be happening with the SR Maiden.

Mrs. Paul's blood would freeze at the thought!

**Karen** · 11-28-2008, 04:36 PM

You know, I just looked at the Mr. Clean logo, and his earring is in his left ear ... he's facing us, so it is on his left ear, but our right side.

**K9soul** · 11-28-2008, 04:51 PM

Originally Posted by Karen

You know, I just looked at the Mr. Clean logo, and his earring is in his left ear ... he's facing us, so it is on his left ear, but our right side.

Well I know now I'll be able to sleep easier, what a relief

. Thanks for getting to the bottom of that Karen

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**RICHARD** · 11-28-2008, 05:18 PM

I was just washing some dishes and I ran into the Chore Girl.

She and the Old Dutch Cleaning woman wanted to tell me something about Mr Clean.

**Catty1** · 11-28-2008, 08:54 PM

"...but nobody does it like Sara Lee...."

**Emeraldgreen** · 11-28-2008, 10:03 PM

From what I heard, Mr. Clean originally got together with Swiss Miss but when Mr. Christie caught them together and then found out that the Pillsbury dough boy wasn't actually 'his' son, he completely flipped out and hired Captain Highliner to kidnap Clean who then made him walk the plank. No one has seen him since.

**kokopup** · 05-30-2009, 10:16 PM

post by moosmom

I've seen guys with both ears pierced. What does that mean? The they swing both ways????

I don't know what they are called today , but in the old days they were pirates.

**moosmom** · 05-31-2009, 07:40 AM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I completely forgot about this thread! I'm laughing so hard again, I'm crying. Thank you! I needed that.

**Medusa** · 11-28-2008, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by RICHARD

Aw come on!

I can see some touchy feely stuff in the kitchen, but nothing like what you suspect may be happening with the SR Maiden.

Mrs. Paul's blood would freeze at the thought!

She's too busy gettin' it on w/the Morton's salt chick under her umbrella.

**momoffuzzyfaces** · 11-28-2008, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by kitten645

This thread is funny. It reminded me of a cocktail napkin I saw. It said:
"By the looks of your home, you could use a homo!" Mr. Clean to the rescue!
I thought I'd read somewhere that he was based on a real "model"

I saw just a couple of weeks ago that the man who was the model for Mr. Clean recently died. He was in his 80s I believe.