312) My hubby when he's sick...jeeeesh! You'd think he was FIVE!
Amen, sister - mine too!
320) Those plastic tightly sealed packages were you can't open them without distroying the package, and ripping open your fingers. (Forget what they are called )
The dreaded BLISTER PACKS! I hate those stupid things too! They make the product look great, but are a nightmare when you want to return the item!
How about 329: nice warm bread at restaurants served with rock hard, ice cold butter pats - trivial, but really annoying!
Hey Jen - try this for hiccups - it REALLY WORKS, even though I thought it wouldn't: Take a clean cotton swab (or a clean finger), and rub the spot where your soft and hard palate meet, at the top back of your throat. Don't go far enough back to gag, but rub the spot in the center where you should feel a ridge or bump. This quiets the nerve that causes the diaphragm to contract and cause hiccups. This has worked for me EVERY TIME! 
The legend says that Mohammed adored cats. When one of them was sleeping on his sleeve and he had to go out, Mohammed supposedly cut off the sleeve so as not to disturb his pet.
A righteous man regardeth the life of his beast - Proverbs 12:10
How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. - Robert A. Heinlein
What greater gift than the love of a cat? ~ Charles Dickens
There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. - Dan Greenberg
If purring could be encapsulated, it'd be the most powerful anti-depressant on the market. ~Alexis F. Hope
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