The Garlic Gazette

Thursday 11/07/02
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Blind Attacks Sprouting Up In Garlic Capital
by: The Head Clove
Gilroy, CA : The Garlic Capital of the World
6:56am

It is reported that early this morning, an unsuspecting Rose-colored mini blind was visciously attacked. A white streak was spotted fleeing the scene of the crime, but there were no actual witnesses as to the actual attack itself.
It is assumed that an "outside party" rose a "stink" which contributed to the cause of the attack. The mini blinds were simply caught in the middle of a fight between the two parties. Further investigation is under way.
The purrrpetrator is still at large....