Cat abuse.

[Freedom]

I need help.
What can I do?

1. Place a large rock in the water bowl
2. Always sit with a board across your lap, balanced on the chair arms
3. Don't pet him any more, and don't sit on HIS recliner.

BUT, do you really want to see what he comes up with instead?

[DJFyrewolf36]

Cats are like elementry school kids...abuse is just his way of saying he LOVES you