Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
Pleeeaaasssseee....we gotta know....what happened to the klam juz??!?!? [/B]
Yur askin us????

Last thing we hurd wuz...
Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
.... drops the net and sends klamz flying. Poppa lets out a scream and klopz off in da other direction because Floppie Earz da Jack@ss thinks Poppa is a clump of hay wearing phireman's boots and wants to eat Poppa. Da klamz stagger around dizzily having hit their shells together and knocked themselves silly.
Meanwhile ...
That putz da Klamz stumblin round inna frunt yard, wiff Poppa Triffid tryin ta gather em up whilst dodgin his Trustee Steed Floopie Earz da Jack@ss, who'z trin ta *EET* Poppa...

Den we gotz da preevius rumer dat derz CASEZ a Klam Juice frum Edwina inna klozet !

Jest last week Dad tried ta pawn off da Jug a Klam Juz, onlee slightlie uzed, onna guyz that steal our stuff offa curb ebery week - but dey had a big sine onna truk whut sed "We Take NO Klamz!"

Kat'z alluz leanin inna fridge tryin ta *grab* hiz bagga Temptations - we'll get him to see if ennie Klamz are left in der or they all got out wiff Klaire.