Hee hee - we do sleep, honest! Sometimes on a weird schedule, but we have a great community of people here who help by doing "reported post" or sending a PM to me when something needs moderator attention, which helps.
Not only are there only two of us, but we are married to each other!
And while we both may be kinda pale white folks, we aren't vampires, I promise! We just wear sunscreen and hats when we're in the bright sun at the Dog Park gatherings in Findlay because we both sunburn easily, so it's less painful to be conscientious about sunscreen than deal with the results of forgetting it.
Okay, I *am* allergic to garlic, that's kinda vampire-like, but it just makes me throw up for 12 hours, it doesn't actually kill me.
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