Dear Phred...

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke



... Spot da muddie Kumquat Trakz Smokey left onna rug as he rolled hiz Prized Giant Kumquat into the kitchun, where Boots, da Kat, iz poized to toss down frum the kounter the Lektrik Kumquat Opner.

sez Phred...
<Oopz> sez Smokey...
<OMG!> sez Boots...

NUTZ! ses Poppa Triffid as he tripz ober Phred's big footz blockin the door.

"Whut da..." sez Cinders, who'z just scampurin up the frunt stepz, as a giant ball a Triffid Rootz, Klamz, an Red Fiur Boots katapultz out da door.
Poppa Triffid recoverz quicklie, grabz da Klam Net, and dashez off leaving distinktive boot printz - kuz he gotz da Big Red Bootz onna wrong rootz .

Meenzwhile, Floppie Earz da Jack@ss has jumped da fence an gallupied round da howze an meetz up wiff Poppa Triffid, who...

.... drops the net and sends klamz flying. Poppa lets out a scream and klopz off in da other direction because Floppie Earz da Jack@ss thinks Poppa is a clump of hay wearing phireman's boots and wants to eat Poppa. Da klamz stagger around dizzily having hit their shells together and knocked themselves silly.
Meanwhile ...