Thursday 283 - I've FALLen and I can't..

[pomtzu]

Membership fee - one joke coming up:

THE NAGGING WIFE

An elderly man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have your wife shipped back home for $5000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would spend $5000 to ship her home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only have to spend $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"


Now I'll place my order:

Warm roasted chestnuts and a cup of eggnog sprinkled with nutmeg.

I know - it sounds more like Christmas - I'm just in fast forward!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I know - it sounds more like Christmas - I'm just in fast forward!

Well, it is almost Christmas. The stores have the Halloween and fall stuff out here. I'm sure Christmas stuff will be out next week or two.

Richard, I feel the need for some apple pie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
YUMMY!