Membership fee - one joke coming up:

THE NAGGING WIFE

An elderly man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have your wife shipped back home for $5000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would spend $5000 to ship her home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only have to spend $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"


Now I'll place my order:

Warm roasted chestnuts and a cup of eggnog sprinkled with nutmeg.

I know - it sounds more like Christmas - I'm just in fast forward!