Thursday 283 - I've FALLen and I can't..

[RICHARD]

Sam Adams Oktoberfest!

sliding one down the bartop..

One SA Oktoberfest?

DONE!

Now I have to go over the rules here at the virtual bar!

There are two rules,

One, You have to check all your worries and fears at the front door and nothing but fun is allowed.

Two, The price of membership is one clean joke of any size or shape.

We meet weekly, starting on Wednesdays, For the people on the other side of the international date line, Greenwich Meridian, and in accordance
to Local PST.


We have state of the art entertainment and other fun sport bar stuff to do.

We also have a large (the LARGEST in any virtual bar in the world) Giganto Screen TV for NASCAR, NFL and Playoff games!

We are open 24/7 and you do have access to the kitchen and bar should you need it.

Welcome and thank you for your patronage!

David,

A mulled mug o'wine....

No drinking and raking either!

[Karen]

Mulled cider please! Tastes and smells like the heart of autumn - maybe that's just because Grandpa had an orchard - many kinds of apple trees, pear, quince, and we'd spend some afternoons picking the fruit. My favorite tree was the one - maybe the Northern Spy, or the Wolf River tree, don't remember which it was, but it had a low branch that grew funny enough to make a perfect seat on which to relax - until Grandpa caught us and made us pick more fruit!

Also was a black walnut tree, and I was allowed to gather the husks and make ink from them, which was really fun! Black walnuts - by the way - must have been the origin of the phrase "a hard nut to crack." Don't even TRY unless you have a good cast-iron nutcracker, and then the challenge is to crack the shell without smashing the contents. Yummy nuts but a whole lotta work!

[RICHARD]

Mulled cider please!

Also was a black walnut tree, and I was allowed to gather the husks and make ink from them, which was really fun! Black walnuts - by the way - must have been the origin of the phrase "a hard nut to crack." Don't even TRY unless you have a good cast-iron nutcracker, and then the challenge is to crack the shell without smashing the contents. Yummy nuts but a whole lotta work!

LOL, even an artiste back then?

The last cheap cracker would pinch the skin off of my hands....it was a hand held model!!!

One Mulled Cider?

DONE..

I didn't have to 'mull' that one order over?

[zippy-kat]

Black walnuts ... a whole lotta work!

Staci LVES walnuts. Just ask her!

[RICHARD]

Staci LVES walnuts. Just ask her!

Walnuts for the peanut gallery?

DONE!


Moesha,
Nope one per memberhip!

Whatcha gals drinking?

[gini]

I love fall, but I don't like the time change. I hate it when it is already dark at 4:30 pm. It means I have to use the rope to get home.
(only Richard will understand that line)

Has anyone ever had ginger beer? Non-alcoholic and yummy.

Oh, and I found a recipe for Staci - wonder if she will try it out? She could make it for her neighbor! (hee hee)

(see Dear You thread)

[RICHARD]

I love fall, but I don't like the time change. I hate it when it is already dark at 4:30 pm. It means I have to use the rope to get home.
(only Richard will understand that line)

Has anyone ever had ginger beer? Non-alcoholic and yummy.

Oh, and I found a recipe for Staci - wonder if she will try it out? She could make it for her neighbor! (hee hee)

(see Dear You thread)

LOL treacherous ride home.

OH ginger beer.,
I love Vernor's!

That's good for iky tummy!


One GB?

DONE!

[Medusa]

I'm not very sophisticated; I can't seem to drink alcohol any more. Is hot chocolate ok? No, I take that back! Coffee w/a little bit of Bailey's Irish Cream in it? That I can handle. And I think I already told the joke some time ago, so am I in?

[Moesha]

sliding one down the bartop..



There are two rules,

One, You have to check all your worries and fears at the front door and nothing but fun is allowed.

Two, The price of membership is one clean joke of any size or shape.

I paid my joke last week (Picabo, ICU), do I need another this week?