Would you withdraw your money?

[Cataholic]

If anyone still has concerns, I have established a BOC (Bank of Cats) that can safely and securely hold all funds. PM me for the address to which to send the funds. Cash is the preferred method.

Signed,
Montana
AKA, Head Teller

[Killearn Kitties]

This sounds a very attractive offer, Montana. At what rate would interest be applied to my account? Will it be paid in kibble? Catnip? Toy mousies?

[Cataholic]

The BOC is a full service bank. We offer competitive rates on CDs, 1 can of wet food + prime. Our savings accounts are currently earning 1.5 mousies a day, and our checking accounts come with totally free checking, as long as the checks are written to a recognized pet charity. Otherwise, each check carries with it a small debit.

Perhaps the only drawback to our bank is the "relaxed" hours. We are open M-F, from 1130a-130p, unless the sun is directly overhead. In that case, we are too busy catching the rays on the lovely long counters. But, we do offer drive through hours from dusk-dawn.

Also, for every account established with us, we are offering a free light pointer! Supplies are limited!

Montana

[Ginger's Mom]

The BOC is a full service bank. We offer competitive rates on CDs, 1 can of wet food + prime. Our savings accounts are currently earning 1.5 mousies a day, and our checking accounts come with totally free checking, as long as the checks are written to a recognized pet charity. Otherwise, each check carries with it a small debit.

Perhaps the only drawback to our bank is the "relaxed" hours. We are open M-F, from 1130a-130p, unless the sun is directly overhead. In that case, we are too busy catching the rays on the lovely long counters. But, we do offer drive through hours from dusk-dawn.

Also, for every account established with us, we are offering a free light pointer! Supplies are limited!

Montana

[Catlady711]

The BOC is a full service bank. We offer competitive rates on CDs, 1 can of wet food + prime. Our savings accounts are currently earning 1.5 mousies a day, and our checking accounts come with totally free checking, as long as the checks are written to a recognized pet charity. Otherwise, each check carries with it a small debit.

Perhaps the only drawback to our bank is the "relaxed" hours. We are open M-F, from 1130a-130p, unless the sun is directly overhead. In that case, we are too busy catching the rays on the lovely long counters. But, we do offer drive through hours from dusk-dawn.

Also, for every account established with us, we are offering a free light pointer! Supplies are limited!

Montana

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