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[RICHARD]

Gee, everyone must be playing hookey today. It's cold and rainy, so I think it's a chili sort of day. I'll make two batches: carnivore and vegetarian.

At my first job, we had "chili dumps", aka Wapa-chili, where people would make chili and we'd mix them all together. It actually was better than it sounds!

That sounds good.

Let me fill MOFFs bowl of Tater and put out the bowls for cili and cornbread.

UGh I have a plumbing problem here that will wait until tomorrow.

Cornbread for all!

DONE!

[Lady's Human]

Chili!

Durnit, I was just thinking of making a batch!

I'll take some Chili and cornbread, please, and a beer to go with it.

(hmmmm.....if we need a really BIG batch I'm betting I can modify the seement mixer a little......)

[RICHARD]

Chili!

Durnit, I was just thinking of making a batch!

I'll take some Chili and cornbread, please, and a beer to go with it.

(hmmmm.....if we need a really BIG batch I'm betting I can modify the seement mixer a little......)

One bowl 'o, cornbread and a beer?

Done...


I found a 10 lb. sack of cayenne for the chili. Now for 50 pounds of beans?

[Bengalz]

Richard,

My conscience has bothered me for being the delinquent that I am ... posting on Thursday without completing my initiation (clean jokes are so hard to find). So, at the risk of offending all who are fair among us here it goes:


A blonde (Patty) and a brunette (Carol) went together to play the slot machines at the casino.  Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to the front of the casino and sit on the bench to wait for the other. The brunette quickly lost all of her money and went to sit on the bench. She waited
and waited.  After what seemed an eternity, she saw the blonde coming toward her carrying a huge sack of coins.
 
"Hey, Carol," said Patty, "how'd you do?"
 
"Not very good" came the reply. "I've been waiting here for hours."
 
"You should have been with me...did I find a good machine!  It's way in the back.  I'll show it to you - you can't lose! Every time you put a dollar in, you win four quarters!"



Am I forgiven?

[RICHARD]

 
"You should have been with me...did I find a good machine!  It's way in the back.  I'll show it to you - you can't lose! Every time you put a dollar in, you win four quarters!"



Am I forgiven?

Forgiven?

You were never in any trouble.

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MY GF was a huge Las Vegas groupie. She loved the slot machine!


Her cats took a liking to the down comforter she had on the bed so we had to go wash it in a laundromat where they had large, heavy duty machines.

We went to get some quarters from the change machine for a 5 dollar bill.

When the change came falling out I yelled WINNER! WINNER! while the whole place looked at us. She was ticked off at me for a little while after that.

It also works when you take a number at the meat counter of the supermarket.

How's about a White Russian?

[Bengalz]

It also works when you take a number at the meat counter of the supermarket.

How's about a White Russian?

Thanks for the tip - I'll have to give it a try (alone, of course) I'd love a White Russian (been washing windows this afternoon - not fun)

[davidpizzica]

Chili!

Durnit, I was just thinking of making a batch!

I'll take some Chili and cornbread, please, and a beer to go with it.

(hmmmm.....if we need a really BIG batch I'm betting I can modify the seement mixer a little......)

LH, for one thing it'll run hotter!

[RICHARD]

Thanks for the tip - I'll have to give it a try (alone, of course) I'd love a White Russian (been washing windows this afternoon - not fun)

You'll get a laugh, trust me!

One White Russian?

DONE!

[cassiesmom]

That chili smells terrific! I'll have a big bowl and some coffee, too. It's rainy and damp in Pittsburgh.

Is there any coffee left in that pot? It has rained in Chicago for almost three whole days. Coffee would hit the spot for me. Regular or decaf, either would be fine.

[Karen]

Here's a fresh pot of coffee - old coffee isn't nearly as good. As I explained in a past Thursdays, we Swedish children learn to make good coffee at an early age.

Mind you, the one time I made coffee at my former office, my boss had to dilute it with some water, but he really preferred lightly colored water to coffee or even tea.

[smokey the elder]

Oh, one of those! At my first job, there was a small coffee station, and it was the job of whoever emptied the pot to make the next one. Well, there was one guy who made coffee like dishwater, and we ended up asking him to delegate his coffee making chores! You can always dilute coffee that's too strong.

[RICHARD]

Oh, I'd offer to make a pot of coffee and that was one way to get people off of the couch away from the remote control!

[gini]

Oh is the bar still open and is skool still in session? Plumbing problems today - if you have a house - it is always something. But with Texas on my mind, I will shut my mouth and be happy I have plumbing problems that can be repaired!

Richard - a nice drink please - and a mop to clean up the water.

[slick]

Plumbing problems today - if you have a house - it is always something.

Shaving your legs again Gini???

**ducks to avoid flying objects**

[RICHARD]

Here we go again!


Lol, that joke will never die...

A mop and a drink.....

DONE!



Both of you, stop the puddle jumping!