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[Bengalz]

Richard,

My conscience has bothered me for being the delinquent that I am ... posting on Thursday without completing my initiation (clean jokes are so hard to find). So, at the risk of offending all who are fair among us here it goes:


A blonde (Patty) and a brunette (Carol) went together to play the slot machines at the casino.  Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to the front of the casino and sit on the bench to wait for the other. The brunette quickly lost all of her money and went to sit on the bench. She waited
and waited.  After what seemed an eternity, she saw the blonde coming toward her carrying a huge sack of coins.
 
"Hey, Carol," said Patty, "how'd you do?"
 
"Not very good" came the reply. "I've been waiting here for hours."
 
"You should have been with me...did I find a good machine!  It's way in the back.  I'll show it to you - you can't lose! Every time you put a dollar in, you win four quarters!"



Am I forgiven?

[RICHARD]

 
"You should have been with me...did I find a good machine!  It's way in the back.  I'll show it to you - you can't lose! Every time you put a dollar in, you win four quarters!"



Am I forgiven?

Forgiven?

You were never in any trouble.

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MY GF was a huge Las Vegas groupie. She loved the slot machine!


Her cats took a liking to the down comforter she had on the bed so we had to go wash it in a laundromat where they had large, heavy duty machines.

We went to get some quarters from the change machine for a 5 dollar bill.

When the change came falling out I yelled WINNER! WINNER! while the whole place looked at us. She was ticked off at me for a little while after that.

It also works when you take a number at the meat counter of the supermarket.

How's about a White Russian?

[Bengalz]

It also works when you take a number at the meat counter of the supermarket.

How's about a White Russian?

Thanks for the tip - I'll have to give it a try (alone, of course) I'd love a White Russian (been washing windows this afternoon - not fun)

[RICHARD]

Thanks for the tip - I'll have to give it a try (alone, of course) I'd love a White Russian (been washing windows this afternoon - not fun)

You'll get a laugh, trust me!

One White Russian?

DONE!