Happy Birthday Pet of the Day! Thursday #281

[Lady's Human]

Being that it's Thrusday's, How about a coffee ring, some blueberry cake, homemade icecream, and ORC! Fire up that See-ment mixer!

Get them slushies flowing!

I'll take my usual large Irish, and a toast to all our beloved RB pets here in the bar.

[Moesha]

If one were to lurk and not post, what would be the penalty? I'm scared to see what RICHARD might come up with, so I'm posting!

[Lady's Human]

We've got a deal with the mayor for this week......those caught lurking in Thursday's without posting get an un-escorted trip to the L+F

[Bengalz]

We've got a deal with the mayor for this week......those caught lurking in Thursday's without posting get an un-escorted trip to the L+F

This frightened me more than anything Richard could possibly do So..... in honour of Pet Talk, I'd love a mimosa

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETTALK - We you !!!

[Moesha]

Here's my joke. It's not funny, but I tried. And in keeping with the theme started by cassiesmom I'll go with a hospital related one:

The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo) is not
just an athlete. She is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive
Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to
answer the hospital telephones. It caused too much confusion when she
would answer the phone and say,

Picabo, ICU

[Karen]

Awww, that is a cute one! Here, have some blueberry cake!

[Moesha]

Oh yum! I love blueberries! Thank you muchly!

[RICHARD]

Being that it's Thrusday's, How about a coffee ring, some blueberry cake, homemade icecream, and ORC! Fire up that See-ment mixer!

Get them slushies flowing!

I'll take my usual large Irish, and a toast to all our beloved RB pets here in the bar.

MARIO CAKE!

We can set up in the Mario/Ms Hoppy garden!

LOL, How soon did it take to change the menu?

One Large Irish, Heavy on the Irish, light on the coffee?

One see-ment mixer running and a tip of the hat to all the RB pets.

Moesha,

Good move.

You know what goes on in the Lost and Found!

Name your poison?

DONE?

[Moesha]

No lost and found for me! I believe I'm more lost than found at this point.

My poison..hmmm...

Can I have milk and cookies? Haven't had that in ages and it seems to be a nice comfort type food while we're toasting the pets that are no longer with us in person.

[RICHARD]

Can I have milk and cookies? Haven't had that in ages and it seems to be a nice comfort type food while we're toasting the pets that are no longer with us in person.

What do you mean, "Can I have...."

It's a cyber bar and you can have anything you want!

DONE!

[slick]

Gosh, I didn't even see that the bar was open. I normally don't drink during the week, but what the heck.

Hey Dickie, I could use a large, tall, bloody mary with a skewer of prawns and cherry tomatoes...and please don't forget the garlic stuffed olives. Thanks.

Yes, it's wonderful that this website has been up for so long.

Gee when I think of Pet Talk I think of

• dressing up at the airport
• flower hat
• how many PTers does it take to make lemonade
• Zippy and the egg slicer
• Peeps in the microwave
• Gini and Laurie playing jacks
• Mario....
• field trips

I could go on and on but this is a bar for having phun, laughs, and remembering.

Cheers to Paul and Karen.

[Karen]

Thanks - and newcomers, the only admission price to this virtual bar is you need to tell one (clean) joke. I'm not saying it has to be funny, but you've gotta try, anyway!

Blueberry cake! Whee! Last time I made that for a church function, I barely got a one-inch piece, so I'll take some here!

[RICHARD]

Thanks - and newcomers, the only admission price to this virtual bar is you need to tell one (clean) joke. I'm not saying it has to be funny, but you've gotta try, anyway!

Blueberry cake! Whee! Last time I made that for a church function, I barely got a one-inch piece, so I'll take some here!

LOL,

I can see the blueberries flying all around the room!


Everyone,

For she's a jolly good moderator,
For she's a jolly good moderator,
For she's a jolly good moderator, Tha nobody can deny!!!!

CHAI TEA?

DONE!


Slick,
You may not want us to show up ar YOUR airport....

Here's your BM, cherry, prawn and gah lick olives!

[cassiesmom]

Thanks - and newcomers, the only admission price to this virtual bar is you need to tell one (clean) joke. I'm not saying it has to be funny, but you've gotta try, anyway!

Here's a nurse joke. In 20 years of nursing I've heard some great ones, but I like this one because it's clean...
Patient: "Nurse, I just swallowed my pillow!"
Nurse: "How do you feel?"
Patient: "A little down in the mouth."
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My niece, who is 17, an honor student, and blonde, collects blonde jokes. This is her favorite.

First experience horse riding

A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
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It's rained steadily all day. Do we have a pot of coffee going?

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Thanks - and newcomers, the only admission price to this virtual bar is you need to tell one (clean) joke. I'm not saying it has to be funny, but you've gotta try, anyway!

Blueberry cake! Whee! Last time I made that for a church function, I barely got a one-inch piece, so I'll take some here!

Well Mayor, you'll just have to come out here to NY next summer, with a pick-your-own blueberry place right down the road, I think we picked about 10 pounds of berries and made at least 3 or 4 blueberry cakes not to mention blueberry pancakes.

So there, I posted which means I don't have to go to the L+F. I'll have an irish coffee and some coffee ring! It's getting to be that time of year when I feel like I need to bake something.