There IS fun in Vegas - the tigers and dolphins at Siegfried and Roy's Secret Garden were amazing and fun to watch - they had better habitats and looked happier than the ones at the sanctuary we visited in Texas ... There's the cool Aquarium at Mandalay Bay ... The Bird Man of Las Vegas, the chicken who plays tic-tac-toe ... But all this only counts if you're not stuck in meetings the whole time, sadly.

Hmm, large cold iced tea with lemon, please ... or - I know - a big cold limeade! Gotta order here where things is non-allergenic!