You should be ashamed of yourself, you horrid, horrid man. Not only are you depriving darling Ed of his God-given right to exactly as much food as he wants exactly when and how he wants it (or-gasp-actually deceiving the poor boy), but you seem also to be willfully depriving deserving ants who, after all, are only trying to feed their families.

Honestly -- isn't it amazing what hoops we don't jump through for these darling furkids of ours? That said, it sounds like fun at your house -- please give Ed our sympathetic regards!

Hugs,
Diana and the 4-legged soap opera (Zorro, Einstein & Megan)