funny bumper stickers

[sasvermont]

1. "Metermaids eat their young"

2. "Wouldn't it be horrible if "the hokie pokie" is what it is all about?"

[moosmom]

"Horn broken, watch for finger"

[davidpizzica]

I have two more."my other car is a piece of junk,too!" and "this is NOT an abandoned car!"

[phesina]

"MY CAT IS SMARTER THAN THE PRESIDENT." From Dogma Catmantoo, a nice store in Ann Arbor featuring nice things for cats and dogs and people who love them. It's at http://dogmacatmantoo.com/, but that bumper sticker isn't on the web site. You can also get one there saying "MY DOG IS ..etc."

I also have one that says "CATS AGAINST BUSH" and has a picture of a kitten's face with its mouth open looking like it's laughing. (I got from http://shop.cafepress.com/cats-against-bush .)

I have one of those Jesus-fish-type things, only this one has legs and ears and a tail and whiskers, and inside the outline of the "fish" it says "CAT". From http://www.northernsun.com/n/s/car-p...ml?id=e3iPvrBm .

And I have a spay-neuter one and a spay-neuter "ribbon."

[Suki Wingy]

"The closer you get, the slower I`ll drive"

Can I have that one? Really, because I do. I drive speed limit and people are always mad at me for it.

I have a lot of stickers on my car, but none of them are really funny except my "What do keys do?" one. (PotC reference)