Things a cat should remember

**Pawsitive Thinking** · 07-09-2008, 07:00 AM

Very funny

**catmandu** · 07-09-2008, 09:57 AM

AND WE SHALL NOT EAT SOMETHING WITH RELISH , GIVING OUR DAD THE IDEA THAT WE JUST LOVE

THIS FOOD, AND THEN IGNORE THE SAME FOOD AFTER HE STRUGGLES HOME WITH SHOPPING BAGS FULL OF THE VERY SAME VARIETY.

**GILL** · 07-09-2008, 02:12 PM

I love it and it's so true. Picture times 12.

FOR HUMANS:
Keys must always be on hooks.
Water bottles must be stationed no more then a 1/2 sec reach
Food must be covered / hidden at all times
If you want too sleep late lock the door and use earplugs
If you have kittens under 1-year wear shin guards
Use a holder for the TV remote, unless you like channel surfing
Keep the Laser where it can't be seen, unless you are ready to play
Keep rubber bands and paper clips must be hidden
Do not throw out the twist ties or toilet paper tubes before inspection
And last but the most important
THE CAT RULES

**cassiesmom** · 07-09-2008, 02:25 PM

My human does not like it when...
I lie on the newspaper while she's trying to work the crossword puzzle.
I barf on the carpet instead of on the tile.
I treat my human's favorite pencil like a a cat toy.
I supervise her while she is using the bathroom.

**jennielynn1970** · 07-09-2008, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by catmandu

AND WE SHALL NOT EAT SOMETHING WITH RELISH , GIVING OUR DAD THE IDEA THAT WE JUST LOVE

THIS FOOD, AND THEN IGNORE THE SAME FOOD AFTER HE STRUGGLES HOME WITH SHOPPING BAGS FULL OF THE VERY SAME VARIETY.

That is so true of them, isn't it?! They love love love a certain kind of wet food, and then when you stock up on it, they decide that it is no longer to their liking. Darn animals!!!