Okay, here's some more.
This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It appeared in The Otago Daily Times.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE
Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods, riding in your Ute, hunting, camping and Duck shooting, cozy nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (03) 475-6420 and ask for Daisy.
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Otago branch of the SPCA about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever. Men are so easy.
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them."
--Phil Pastoret
There are many others, but most are so long that they would take up a WHOLE LOT of space on this forum. The site is http:// www.petsplace.co.za/humour.htm
If you are reading this, please post so I know people are reading this.This has been up for almost 2 days now, and nobody is posting. If nobody posts I may just ignore the whole thread.
Thanks!
horselover365
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