Oh God Richard, please don't forget me. Take me away from this.....well, this is a family site.

I've packed up my beach gear and am loaded down with my sunblock. We fair heads need our total sunblock ya know. We don't tan like you Cali people.

I'll take anything cold with a little umbrella please. Oh Cabana Boy, can you help me with these things please??? Oh my, your muscles are rippling....

Richard, is that a speedo you are wearing???