Marvin, since I have two ferrets of my own(actually, I don't own them.. they own me), I am able to agree with you that ferrets are far more entertaining that TV.
And of course you never get in trouble, with a face as cute as yours, how could anyone be the slightest bit upset. I hope you have a great day playing with all your toys and entertaining your owner.

Congratulations on being our POTD, Marvin!