"Where is the Terrorist?"

[momcat]

A few days ago I was watching a Nat Geo program about DNA and cats. The program made a statement about how all cats were found to have roots that linked them to the Middle East and it comes from the fact that they were domesticated there thousands of years ago.

Was that a good show or what? Groucho watched it with me snuggling the whole time!

[RICHARD]

Was that a good show or what? Groucho watched it with me snuggling the whole time!

You know that you now have ties to terrorists, doncha?

I can do Nat Geo 24/7! It was a great show!

[Freedom]

Aw shucks, and all this time I thought all cats descended from the great Egyptian Goddess, Bast (Bastet)! Mine sure act like royalty!

[RICHARD]

Aw shucks, and all this time I thought all cats descended from the great Egyptian Goddess, Bast (Bastet)! Mine sure act like royalty!

The program named Egypt as the first place where cats were domesticated.
Bastet is the deity that is the 'patron saint' for all cats.

You are correct.

[RICHARD]

I just got hit with an S-bomb.

A cat dressed in white just dropped one in his box and man, does that stink. I HATE TERRORISTS!


Its 2:45 in the a.m. and there ain't nothing worse than to clean a cat box when you don't want to....


ACCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!

[RICHARD]

Guess who made it to the top of the fridge today?



Edward "Air Terror" D. Katz, himself.

[RICHARD]

Wanted for Home Land Terrorism

Edward D. Katz

a.k.a
I. Knok Stufdown
Geyt Uffadere
I. Won Treetz

Katz is known for his weapons of mesh (screen) destruction,
biological bombs-usually left in litter boxes, destruction of private
property and attempted computer hacking by sitting on unattended keyboards. If seen, do not attempt to apprehend - call his dad and he'll come get him off the recliner.