Karen - you just might have invented a new Olympic sport - "Billiards Shot-Put".
I've never ordered anything here...is there any cranberry and soda with a lime twist about? On the rocks, of course!
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Karen - you just might have invented a new Olympic sport - "Billiards Shot-Put".
I've never ordered anything here...is there any cranberry and soda with a lime twist about? On the rocks, of course!
"Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda
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Originally Posted by Catty1
Karen - you just might have invented a new Olympic sport - "Billiards Shot-Put".
I've never ordered anything here...is there any cranberry and soda with a lime twist about? On the rocks, of course!
Well, you just have ordered!
Cran and soda?
DONE!
Karen,
One Lemonade and helmets for the observers?
DONE!
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You think the pool cue is bad?
Never, EVER be near when the mayor fires a shotgun.......
How about a coffee and some pancakes?
The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
Furry PiLLarz
I'll bet there's more to that Tail ...
Details ??
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We were out target shooting, and there were about 10-15 people. We had brought various firearms, and I had brought a 12 ga. shotgun. Karen tried it out, but neither of us noticed that the forearm had gotten a little damp in a brief rainshower. Damp, polished wood + shotgun.......
Karen loaded it, aimed, pulled the trigger, and the shotgun went over her shoulder as the recoil pulled the shotgun out of her grip.
The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
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O.k.,
Coffes and cakes....PULL!!!!
Ah, I mean, DONE!
C&S,
Remember, you asked for the story and there is a punchline to it.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned (pool cue in hand) with a funny story that she is the star of!
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Divided we fall.
I laugh, therefore? I am.
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Less of a punch line, more of a blast pattern...
The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
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Shot gun, scatter gun....I GOT IT!!!Less of a punch line, more of a blast pattern...
Furry PiLLarz
Well ... sounds like 'the broad side of the barn' is prolly a safe place to stand
whilst the Mayor is *shotgunnin* ...
But I guess I'd like the full helmet and cue-ball proof VEST for the Pool contest.
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Count me in - a bloody mary sounds about perfect
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RICHARD, a large cup of coffee and a seat at the pool table for me. Maybe I'll challenge the Mayor!
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Which reside in the Lost and Found. If I go in, you have to hold the end of the rope!But I guess I'd like the full helmet and cue-ball proof VEST for the Pool contest.
Brody's Mum,
It's been godawful hot out here lately!
Oh, I have many garnishes too! Olives, celery, pickled okra, baby tomatoes, shrimp!!!!
One BM? DONE!
David,
One cuppa and a challenge for the Mayor? DONE!
Karen,
We do have a sand box next to the Mario Playground?
*ducking* I'll get you a Chai Tea!
DONE!
Gini,
One Mary......Done!
But you have to promise you aren't going to go to work after having a drink.....It's a long haul!
LP,
Here's a LIIT, fruit, ice and some sun block....Summer, on the left coast, comes and goes in spurts. Officially, it's starting on Saturday!
DONE!
MOFF,
Two weeks?
Wow, it was New Year's day three weeks ago!
Tea for the kids and a large Cherry Limeade!
DONE!
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Hi all! Glad to hear that your summer is starting Richard, I think ours might be over. It's been nice up until now, but seems to have turned very chilly for June. Still, I'm sure that BM will heat me up.
It might be best to distract the mayor with a word game. It would seem safer.
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