Politics and religion.

[lizbud]

Guess which one of the candidates made this gaffe?

At a Memorial Day event they looked over the crowd and said something like,
"I see the fallen heroes in the crowd"?

Yep, that's the correct answer!

I hear that speech & know who it was, and that's not an exact quote,
but it's close.

Did you hear that BO has resigned from the Chicago church with the
"strange" speakers?

[RICHARD]

I hear that speech & know who it was, and that's not an exact quote,
but it's close.

Did you hear that BO has resigned from the Chicago church with the
"strange" speakers?

I see fallen heroes!

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He did some kind of speech in Washington State.

IT was at a park where the local government had a memorial for fallen cops.
The people who work for BO arranged to have the porta potties right next to the monument. A local cop called the BO campaign to get an apology for it.

The BO camp told him that the heads had to be placed there for security and the handicapped- no apology, just an excuse.

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The reason he left the church is that it's time to get rid of all dead weight.

The funniest part about the whole fiasco is the reason that he gave.

He wanted to keep the parishoners from getting caught up in the circus and blamed the media!

The 'flock' was just as much to blame for not morons preach that crap.

I started to laugh when he made a statement about putting his kids in a church to pray and go to Sunday school. I guess he must have been unconcious when he attended services and signed the kids up for school.

During his speech yesterday I was looking at the clock and from the 7:15 to the 7:20 time frame he "ummed" 40 times.

I try to listen to every candidate speak, but this guy no tiene gracia para hablar!

He had no grace, no tempo, no style with out a que card or notes.

GWB may mangle the language, but he is fun to listen too and has no problem wearing the jester's hat.

The difference is knowing you are being laughed at and pretending you don't notice.

[Edwina's Secretary]

Aren't you just shocked that McCain refuses to support a bill that would grant military personnel better education benefits???? (Also known as the GI Bill.) He says it is because a study says it would increase people leaving the military by 16%.

He fails to mention the same study says it would increase people going into the military by 16%.

Sounds like a wash to me.

I guess he thinks those in the military should just do what he did....marry a really rich woman!

[caseysmom]

Aren't you just shocked that McCain refuses to support a bill that would grant military personnel better education benefits???? (Also known as the GI Bill.) He says it is because a study says it would increase people leaving the military by 16%.

He fails to mention the same study says it would increase people going into the military by 16%.

Sounds like a wash to me.

I guess he thinks those in the military should just do what he did....marry a really rich woman!

Mccain is getting scarier all the time but luckily I don't think he has a snowballs chance in hell Obama's popularity is pretty reassuring.

[RICHARD]

Poor women marry rich AHs all the time.

Everyman's dream is to marry rich, plus she get free friggin beer too!

I'd rather have a Rich recovering drug addict/drunk as the first lady, rather than the EVIL effing Omarosa Obama.

Um.......ummmmmmmmmm....ahhhhhhhh.....ummmmmmmm... ....ummmmmmm.

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BO has the right people in his corner.

Hugo Chavez, Hamas and some other despot morons from across the planet on his side. I am sure he'll lend them an ear.......or two.

[Edwina's Secretary]

Try and stay on point RICHARD. We are discussing McCain's failure to support the military.

[caseysmom]

Poor women marry rich AHs all the time.

Everyman's dream is to marry rich, plus she get free friggin beer too!

I'd rather have a Rich recovering drug addict/drunk as the first lady, rather than the EVIL effing Omarosa Obama.

Um.......ummmmmmmmmm....ahhhhhhhh.....ummmmmmmm... ....ummmmmmm.

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BO has the right people in his corner.

Hugo Chavez, Hamas and some other despot morons from across the planet on his side. I am sure he'll lend them an ear.......or two.

He also has a majority of Americans, thankfully.

[RICHARD]

He also has a majority of Americans, thankfully.

I think you are mistaken, Hillary has set the record for popular votes.


ES,
There are a few things going on as far as Vet's bills go. Check them out.
I don't like staying on point, It hurts my rear end.

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BO has the "Puppy Voters" on his side.

What is a Puppy Voter?

Walk into a room where you have a litter of puppies.

Those dogs will mob you, tails a wagging and weeing all over themselves because they don't know any better. You could be there to take them to the pound, kill them for food or put them into a burlap sack and drown them in the river.

People have the same idea toward BO, the wag their tails, wee on themselves and mob the guy because they don't know any better.

As an American I want change too. But tell me what it is before I get on the bandwagon, otherwise you are bigger idiot for thinking that a stupid, catch all phrase with get me to vote for you.

P.S. For the record, even I know there are 58 states, not 57.

Hillary has baggage-in the form of a ummm, buffoning spouse, but I admire her stick to-it-ive-ness.

McCain has his own, ummm problems, He can't wave bye bye, his wife was a drunk,drug addicted rich broad that ummm, gets free beer for life (Damn, I love that woman).

And McCain will probably make up a story that he was shot down ummm, in a jet and was in a POW camp for 7 years.


EVERYONE KNOWS HE STAYED AT THE HANOI HILTON for pete's sake.

[Lady's Human]

Looking at the county by county maps of the states, Barack is going to have a tough row to hoe to win the general election. He does very well in urban areas........but barely registers on the radar in most rural counties.

[Edwina's Secretary]

ES,
There are a few things going on as far as Vet's bills go. Check them out.
I don't like staying on point, It hurts my rear end.

Then try standing on your head.

[lizbud]

I'd rather have a Rich recovering drug addict/drunk as the first lady, rather than the EVIL effing Omarosa Obama.

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Do we have such a person running currently?

I'd personally like to see a capable woman as our next President and not
a man this time. Women have been waiting for years to see this happen.

[lizbud]

Do we have such a person running currently?

I'd personally like to see a capable woman as our next President and not
a man this time. Women have been waiting for years to see this happen.

Hot off the presses: HRC agrees to end race & will accept the VP spot.

[Pam]

Hot off the presses: HRC agrees to end race & will accept the VP spot.

Shouldn't she wait to be offered the position?

[Gracefulsarah]

Hot off the presses: HRC agrees to end race & will accept the VP spot.

Yes, but how long after the election will she wait until she has BO assassinated?

[RICHARD]

Do we have such a person running currently?

I'd personally like to see a capable woman as our next President and not
a man this time. Women have been waiting for years to see this happen.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is hot, can we have her? Otherwise, I vote for Maggie Thatcher or Sister Mary Thomas, my first grade teacher! She could kick the arse of 30 Catholic kids at once. She didn't negotiate and was retty good with that pointer stick.