...He cut the week to seven days, so, by my reckoning, since there is no eighth day, cleaning the litter box still ought to be God's responsibility.

I think that I will complain to Him about this before I go to bed tonight...

...so... if I don't show up on COTD tomorrow, tomorrow being a day I plan to stay home and therefore I should be here... be certain to have someone check my bed to see if there is a pile of ashes in it.

Oh, no! If there is, one of these cats just might use me for litter!

Yet, should this prove to be the case, then even after entering eternity, I will be blessed to continue serving the cat!