What's a clam to do????? Doc, you should hear how they talk about me. Isn't life hard enough for me -- shut in all day in the same old shell? Cats shun me....even DOGS shun me (at least I have the distinction of being the first digestable shunned by a dog...)

Now they want to bury me in the garden -- sacrifice me to the gods for a triffid! NO dignity at all!

Doc, doc, you gotta help me break out of my shell!