Hey Ebberbuddie ~

Youze guyz member da Bukit a KLAMZ we got sittin *shivvurin* in der Jug inna fridge??!
Dad sez iffin we duzint find a new howze fur dem purdy soon - der gonna turn REELEE GREEN!

We had our boarder collie bud, Miz Cali, stayin wiff us last week (her folkz outta towne). Dad wuz playin smatree-@ss an thunk he'd unload da Klamz into her tummie kuz she's alluz hungree...

So he fixziz up a lil kuppa Klam Chowdur inna kitchin an kallz "Hey Cali, cummere - got sumpin fur ya!" We checked an knew whut it wuz; Cali goez flyin inna kitchin an jamz her big schnozz rite inna kup !

*Ka-SNEEZE-A-ROO*!!
Blew Klam Sauce 'n Gutz ALL Ober da kabinetz!
Dad sez NUTZ! (well, thass not quite whut he sed ) and started moppin uppa mess!

Cali runn'd back out inna livin room an started wipin her mouff onna rug! She kept axkin "Whut WUZ that stuff??? Woorser than Ded Phissh!!"

Dad'z wunderin iffin da Horseys, out back atta horsey farm, might like a New Taste wiffa hay?