Thursdays #258 (Is it safe?)

[cassiesmom]

Coffee's good for me. Might it be de-caf?

[RICHARD]

Hey everyone.

Union contracts?

Oh, oh......Now if a union shop could run as well as the Bar....

I was going to start spring cleaning thread......but to quote and add to a patron's wishes, "screwit" and FIDO!

let's party.

[TamanduaGirl]

I'll have some of everything, I'm hungry. Pua will have some cider and fruity flavored apple sauce, once she's done swinging on the curtains. Oh she just noticed the orc. Queen Pua respectfully requests he bring in a big log full of ants for her.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Call me AR-NOLD!!!

The new med I got made me worse so off to the dr again today. He said my arthritis inflammation is causing my sinus problems sooooo

They gave me a steroid shot in me bum!!!!!!

Plus new meds to start tomorrow. No wonder my tummy is upset.

Goodnews though: My cherry tree is starting to open tiny flower buds!!!

[davidpizzica]

(Checks to see if my key to the bar still works.....)

The anniversary of Viagra and Xrays? Whodathunkit?

Lady, can you see where OK is? It's been a while since anyone's seen hide or hair of it. Why don't you look around? Remember, like Trillian only a different color.

Let's get the COFFEE!!!! going.....do we have enough irish?(Is there EVER enough Irish?)

Orc, durn, where's that remote.......Here it is. Get the firewood in and let's get the fire going.

Omelettes and home fries on the stove, coffee in the pot, we're good for a while.

HEY! Who gave Orc a union contract?

LH, didn't you know that Orc is now a member of the A.O.U? amalgamated ogres union. I think HE runs the remote now!

[Lady'sOtherHuman]

Hey guys,
I don't know much about any of that union stuff, I'm just here for the food. Somebody pass me a cup of spiked joe, a mushroom and cheddah omelet and a couple of oatmeal cookies please and thank you!

[RICHARD]

Hey guys,
I don't know much about any of that union stuff, I'm just here for the food. Somebody pass me a cup of spiked joe, a mushroom and cheddah omelet and a couple of oatmeal cookies please and thank you!

Joe, omelet, two cookies?
DONe!

David,
Yon may have to negotiate that in the next contract!

DONE?

MOFF,

You ain't in the Opening Day line up then!

TG,
Cider, apple sauce and ANTS?

We may have to call that Zimmern guy in from the travel channel!

DONE?


CM,
One Decaf!

DONE!

STE,

LOL, that's funny.....Blue cake?

DONE!

Karen,

LOL, Oatmeal cookies? I have eaten them since...oh, never mind!

And the lines are there for reference only!

DONE!

Redd,

More blue cakes?

DONE!

LB,

It camoflauge on an Orc!

ES,
OH that reminded me.

One of my friends from long ago left our block after some spirited drinking.
He rode his bike home and came back a few days later covered in scabs from a fall that night. He earned the nickname, Scab, and some of the guys told him that he might think about selling them to a store as beef jerky...

True story!

LH,
Dang, we'll need to make new copies of the contract.

DONE?

C&S,

You are going to have to pick up all the "dropped R's" if you keep that up!

[Lady's Human]

Just wait til you see the vacation clause....

Sara, I wrote the vacation clause......they voted on the contract before that part of the contract language was completed. (Long story short......they (USPS and APWU) actually did that to us this year.....sent us a contract to vote on before the language in the contract was finalised)

Orc can take three weeks vacation this year, at any time of his choosing. HOWEVER, the fine print they didn't read states that the vacations have to fall in week swith two Tuesdays in them....

LH, didn't you know that Orc is now a member of the A.O.U? amalgamated ogres union.

That would explain why the picket line has Shrek and half the cast of Monsters Inc. in it.

Okay, Here's your chocolate chip cookies. <sigh> (Never argue with an Ogre union rep....)

[Cinder & Smoke]

C&S,

You are going to have to pick up all the "dropped R's" if you keep that up!

Dunno WHERE those darn "R's" go ... my "U" doesn't seem to like 'em.

[RICHARD]

That would explain why the picket line has Shrek and half the cast of Monsters Inc. in it.

Okay, Here's your chocolate chip cookies. <sigh> (Never argue with an Ogre union rep....)

LOL,

Can I ask which two movies are loaded in your DVD player?


C&S,

Alright, I'll just put then in the L&F for later!

[gini]

Hi TS, jacks would be fun this afternoon but let's not let Gini play, you know how she cheats at jacks Oh look, I'm all messy from painting picket signs - better go wash off before I get paint all over the Orc. Not a pretty sight to have a painted Orc tromping around.

O.K. - TURKEY LIPS!! I cheat at jacks huh? Pfff, see if I invite you back to my house after school!

[Edwina's Secretary]

Sara, I wrote the vacation clause......they voted on the contract before that part of the contract language was completed. (Long story short......they (USPS and APWU) actually did that to us this year.....sent us a contract to vote on before the language in the contract was finalised)

Orc can take three weeks vacation this year, at any time of his choosing. HOWEVER, the fine print they didn't read states that the vacations have to fall in week swith two Tuesdays in them....



That would explain why the picket line has Shrek and half the cast of Monsters Inc. in it.

Okay, Here's your chocolate chip cookies. <sigh> (Never argue with an Ogre union rep....)

There is nothing more trustworthy...with vacation clauses...that a Union Bargaining Agent!

But I don't see the bug on these cookies!

[TamanduaGirl]

But I don't see the bug on these cookies!

Pua ate the bugs

[Edwina's Secretary]

Pua ate the bugs

Oh dear! If she starts singing....look for the union label.... well...you know where to look!

[TamanduaGirl]

Somehow unionized anteaters sounds like a bad idea. I believe she's thinking bigger, like a revolution. It's only a matter of time before anteaters rule the world.

If your going to put bugs on cookies they really should be made from frosting or ants depending on your preference.