Just wait til you see the vacation clause....
Sara, I wrote the vacation clause......they voted on the contract before that part of the contract language was completed. (Long story short......they (USPS and APWU) actually did that to us this year.....sent us a contract to vote on before the language in the contract was finalised)

Orc can take three weeks vacation this year, at any time of his choosing. HOWEVER, the fine print they didn't read states that the vacations have to fall in week swith two Tuesdays in them....

LH, didn't you know that Orc is now a member of the A.O.U? amalgamated ogres union.
That would explain why the picket line has Shrek and half the cast of Monsters Inc. in it.

Okay, Here's your chocolate chip cookies. <sigh> (Never argue with an Ogre union rep....)