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    We CAN hire a supplemental Orc to fill in for the primary, but only on a part time basis, with no benefits, on a lower salary, and with limited hours per week, so we don't threaten Orc's job. The temporc can also fill in for vacations, but no overtime is involved. By contract, the temporc can work no more than 30% of permorc's hours perannum.........

    Screwit....

    One omelette and a FD Special for Phred and the smokemutts. No, guys, the cup isn't for you, just da hoomins.

    Oatmeal cookies anyone?
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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    SCABS!!!!!!

    Get out the pickets signs...... The contract specifies CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES ONLY!!!

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    Hi TS, jacks would be fun this afternoon but let's not let Gini play, you know how she cheats at jacks Oh look, I'm all messy from painting picket signs - better go wash off before I get paint all over the Orc. Not a pretty sight to have a painted Orc tromping around.
    ~ at least I'm not...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lbaker
    Hi TS, jacks would be fun this afternoon but let's not let Gini play, you know how she cheats at jacks Oh look, I'm all messy from painting picket signs - better go wash off before I get paint all over the Orc. Not a pretty sight to have a painted Orc tromping around.
    O.K. - TURKEY LIPS!! I cheat at jacks huh? Pfff, see if I invite you back to my house after school!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary
    The contract specifies CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES ONLY!!!
    Darn! I have this special blue cake in honor of today's special anniversary. I know, it's a funny shape but ..... I'm sure it tastes good ....

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    Hey, I'll cross the line for an oatmeal cookie any day, especially as I know who helped make 'em (that would be Axel, Lady's littlest Human, age 3). Never did believe in coloring within the lines anyway!
    I've Been Frosted

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    The "special blue cake" reminds me of a promo my company had when they launched a new drug. They gave out candy bars with the logo, and in big letters on the candy bar, it said "Does Not Contain <Drug X>"(!)
    I've been finally defrosted by cassiesmom!
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    Coffee's good for me. Might it be de-caf?
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    Hey everyone.

    Union contracts?

    Oh, oh......Now if a union shop could run as well as the Bar....

    I was going to start spring cleaning thread......but to quote and add to a patron's wishes, "screwit" and FIDO!

    let's party.

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