Out of the mouth of babes

[Medusa]

When my son was little, probably about 6 or so, my (then) husband and I were talking to another couple about their upcoming camping vacation. I said "Yes, we're planning our vacation, too" and she said "Oh, you're going camping?" and I said "No, we're going to several places so we'll be staying on the road". My son's brow furrowed w/a worried look and he said "Won't we get run over?"

[kuhio98]

Awww, these are adorable (and funny). Keep 'em coming.

[moosmom]

My daughter, at the age of three, went to the laundromat with me to wash clothes. I guess my daughter overheard me talking with one of my friends. We were talking about how to determine if a guy has a girlfriend, wife or SO, other than the typical ring finger. I said it's simple, glance in his laundry basket. If there are any "womanly things", etc, mixed in, then he does.

My LOVELY 3 year old daughter walked over to a guy doing his laundry and looked in his basket. She looked over at me and yelled, "Hey Mama, this guy's single!!!!" I wanted to DIE!!!!

[Suki Wingy]

My mom told me that when I was 3 I once looked up at the moon and said, "Git dat for me, Mama."

She said, "What?" and I said, "Dat, der in da sky!"

She tried to explain to me how far away it was but I didn't get it. I was upset.

it made me AWWWW out loud when she told me.
It also showed me a lot about the way kids think, to think I liked the way it looked and wanted it. Now to tell the truth the concept of never ending space and almost anything farther than the moon scares me. When I got older I couldn't look up at the night sky even.

[kt_luvs_kitties]

Ok.

My dad used to threaten me and my brother that he would "take off his belt" if we did not behave. (HE NEVER ACTUALLY DID IT!)
So when we were at the airport, they told dad to take off his belt at the metal detectors. As soon as he started taking it off, I yelled "NO DADDY ILL BE GOOD, I PROMISE< PLEASE DONT TAKE OFF THE BELT"
My father said he got the nastiest looks that day, and that he never felt so embarrassed or ashamed! My poor daddy

My brother was about 3, and we were at the beach. My brother had to pee, so dad told him to go on over to the water and pee into the ocean. My brother took it literally, pulled down his suit right there, and ran all the way to the water, and peed in it!