Out of the mouth of babes

[Flatcoatluver]

How cute!

I was 5 when my mom had a garage sale. I liked to pretend like I was a dog and I barked at everyone there. So my mom put me into the playpin. A man let me out as a joke since I was barking at him and I ran up and bite him. I hope I had my rabies shot.

[Medusa]

When my son was little, probably about 6 or so, my (then) husband and I were talking to another couple about their upcoming camping vacation. I said "Yes, we're planning our vacation, too" and she said "Oh, you're going camping?" and I said "No, we're going to several places so we'll be staying on the road". My son's brow furrowed w/a worried look and he said "Won't we get run over?"

[kuhio98]

Awww, these are adorable (and funny). Keep 'em coming.