Originally posted by Randi
Spaghetti with Clams, Garlic, Tomato and Parsley
Prep and cook time: Up to 30 mins = Uh-Oh; problem #1
Serves: 4 = GOOD! 2 Dawgs, 1 Kat, +Dad

Ingredients...
2.7kg (6lb) small clams , washed

and there wuz MAJOR Problem #2!

..... getting hungry Phred?
Nice try, Miz Randi - but you don knowe Dad like WE do!

Problemo #1 ~
30 minnitz inna kitchen is bout 20 too mennie fur Dad... Iffin he kant Nuke it in less than 5 - It aint gonna happen!
Fancee meal fur him is Skagetee in wun pot, Jar a store-bot sauce an sum frozen meaty-ballz in anudder pot... 10 minnitz flat an he'z gobblin!

An Problemo #2 ~
He keepz <mumblin> "WHY wood ennebuddie wanta rek a purfektly gud bowl a skagettee by tossin a buncha Ded KLAMZ in there!???"