Awwwe... Poor Ramone! I'd take you in in a heart beat. But you know what... I torture too. All Good doggy parents do. And I hate to inform you, but it's not supposed to be torture... It's called a bath. They're good for you. They can get all sorts of nasty stuff out of your fur and off your skin that can make you sick or uncomfortable.

As time goes on you'll find that baths aren't so bad.

Just tell Mum to give you LOT of treats! Maybe you can even talk her into giving you steak on bath days I'm rooting for you pal.