A soap opera is what most people get when they go to restruants. It is one of the top ten sandwhichs of the year. YUM! You gotta try it next time you go to a restruant!![]()
What is apple pie?
What is Apple Pie?
It's that foul substance that clings to your shoe when you walk through an orchard at night!!!! Oh no, it's an Apple Pie~
Who huffed and puffed and made a house blow down?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
"The Little Bug that went KACHOO!"Originally Posted by Dorothy39
(Actually, according to Dr. Sues, he made a ship wreck, but the answer had to be wrong.)
Why did one little piggy go to market, but the other one ate roast beef?
~My Clan: Blackie, Rose, Chloe (dogs), Casey, Dameon (ferts), Pheobe (kitty), Dot, Louie (Cavies), Joey (Teil), Pikachu (Dwarf Hammie), Sadie (Guide Dog), R.I.P. Rush (15yrs), R.I.P. Lucy (4yrs)~
The piggies' mom underestimated the amount of roast beef they'd eat, so the hungry one went to the market to pick up more.Originally Posted by Blackrose
What is a caramel apple?
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
A stomach ache on a stick(is that a wrong answer?
) Oh well~
How many apples are there in a bushel of apples?
Rest in Peace Corinna~ Well Never Forget You~
I"VE BEEN FROSTED
There are exactly two apples and one very very full worm (burp) in a bushel of apples!Originally Posted by Dorothy39
How many eyes does a potato have?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
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Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
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Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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Potatoes don't have eyes.they have faces.ask Mr Potato head (who is eyeless )![]()
How many candy bars have calories?
Merry Holidays to One an All Blessed be
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