I've never had detention. Although I did have to talk to the vice-principal in 4th grade. I threw grasshoppers in another girls hair. Hahaha. The sad thing is that I would still do that today. A few days ago I was chasing my friend down the street with a huge katydid. It was about midnight and she was screaming. Of course I placed it on the floor in front of the bathroom right as she came out first. I'm evil.

Actually I've had to talk to my share of teachers. Just none of them have sent me to detention.