phases that make me want to smack someone

[-Pickle-]

Who's she? The cats mother? Where I come from it is polite to address people by there names/usernames and not she. Maybe 'she' is busy! Maybe 'she' hasnt had time to post or hasnt seen the thread for awhile. By 'she' I think you mean Monica/Marigold2?
I am not trying to offend you by saying this just pointing some aspects of your post

I Agree with Whisk_luva on this.

[-Pickle-]

have any of you ever heard a chav speak?
(townie) Would you rather hear "nice day isn't it?" or "dis day is like well jammy innit?"
Would you rather listen to "oh wow! isnt that gold necklace gorgeous?" or "dat Bling is like, well fetch!"
how about " Pamela Anderson looks very toned these days, dont you think?"
or " Pamela is well fit innit? she had another operation i wanna see her wearin dat red speedo again yeah? int she fit bruver?"

decide.

[sparks19]

I do think a couple can be pregnant Ever heard of Couvade syndrome. when a man experiences the symptoms of pregnancy. lol Plus.... in most cases men are in just as much pain from all the complaining pregnant women do. i don't have swollen legs, heart burn, or even any cravings anymore..... Other than a big belly I really don't have any symptoms (symptoms is the wrong word here but I can't think of a better one) of pregnancy other than a growing belly..... but my hubby has a growing belly too

The only thing people say that really makes me grit my teeth is "Whatever" and not in the sense of "Whatever you want" or "we can go to the beach or whatever." but the attitude filled "Whatever" does drive me a little batty lol.

[Whisk_Luva]

but my hubby has a growing belly too

Ha ha!