phases that make me want to smack someone

[shais_mom]

WOW! I can't really generate the type of animosity towards people for using incorrect speech that y'all can.

I agree - I just don't get this excited about what people say. And I am around a lot of ignorant people in my work.
I get annoyed when little woman call in a schedule a MAMM-EIO-GRAM -
its a MAMM-O-GRAM.... but violence????
Remind me not to open my mouth around some of you.....

[Karen]

I get annoyed when little woman call in a schedule a MAMM-EIO-GRAM -
its a MAMM-O-GRAM.... but violence????
Remind me not to open my mouth around some of you.....

Would you be annoyed if I called in to schedule my annual "squish-o-gram?" I got my reminder notice on my birthday this year - NOT a welcome present.

[shais_mom]

at least squish-o-gram would be pronounced
correctly!
and not adding and EI in it!