I worked at that office once. It was my job to hire people. Can you imagine someone coming in and saying. U-Haul. LOL
I worked with great, intelligent, hardworking, fun, silly people who spoke proper English. I miss that job.
My one co-worker had a green water water pistol and she would squirt me with it when I was on the phone talking like U-Haul just wrote. LOL
Quote Originally Posted by Blue_Frog
Corporate speak makes me want to smack someone. For example ...
"We’re an Innovative and Progressive Organization, with an infrastructure that is adaptable to Ever-Changing Global Paradigms. Moving Forward, Our Scalable and Robust Architecture will allow us to maximize Shareholder Value, while maintaining a customer-centric environment. We’re a Leader in the Global Marketplace, and maintain a socially concious attitude."

There. I threw in as many corporate-speaks as i could in one sentence. Someone can smack me now.