Y'know, Pawla's right. That's something I had entirely forgotten about. I have a friend whose cat has ruined 3 mattresses. Three! So I told her "Why are you allowing her in your bedroom? It's your bedroom, not hers. Give her a designated place where she can sleep and keep her out of areas where she doesn't belong." Problem solved. Almost. There was some revenge peeing for a while but once she saw that she wasn't allowed in that bedroom, she eventually stopped it. As for my own cats, they all sleep in the partially finished basement. All their beds, toys, food, water and litter boxes are there and when I tap on the basement door and say "Roll call!", they all head for the basement door. Usually. Boo Bear and Coco Puff are the holdouts sometimes but that's rare. So IF they're going to pee, it's done in the basement. That's unacceptable, too, don't get me wrong. But at least they're not backing their little furbutts up against my furniture and worse, on my bed.

So now that you have all of us geniuses telling you what to do, are you thoroughly confused? I would be.