Be Sure to Cancel your Credit Cards before you die!!

[caseysmom]

I am administrator on my brother's estate and I had many similar experiences, some truly rude people and some really nice people.

One day I was at work taking care of one of the companies and started shouting "HE IS DEAD DO YOU GET IT!"

[Catty1]

From Monty Python's Parrot Sketch - maybe this will help:

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! He is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! Vis-a-vis his metabolic processes e's 'ad his lot! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! All statements to the effect that this parrot is still a going concern are from now on inoperative!

E's f*****' snuffed it!

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!