Hired An Office Assistant

[Catty1]

They'd made excellent bookends or door stops.....

[Medusa]

They must have come from the same agency as the one I hired. He only wanted to notify me when faxes came in; he'd run and watch it, then run to tell me. I didn't need that service but he was cute so I kept him on but I reassigned him. Now he lies under my desk lamp to make sure it's warm enough.