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    The Poor Dog !!!!!

    Telephone Repairman



    A Tamworth farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.
    The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady.

    He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole,

    the telephone repairman found:

    1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

    2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

    3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

    4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

    5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

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    I thought it was electrifying !
    "Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catty1
    I thought it was electrifying !
    I'm shocked! Shocked that you could say such a thing.

    (Had to be quick to say it first)
    Spoiled child, bad
    Spoiled cat, good

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    I'm shocked! Shocked that you could say such a thing.
    (Had to be quick to say it first)
    Yes, you have to keep the humour current.
    "Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda

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