Oopsy ~ Dont nunbuddie *panik*...
I izzint <plugged up>!

I jest HATEz to pee in dat kuntrapzshun Dad kalls "da kup"!
It'z nuffin more dan my old sandy box - but wiff NO SAND!

He linez it wiffa plastik garbich baggy anna singul piece a papur - den spektz me ta climb in an enjoy peein there! No way!

He'z all now kuz we missed bein abul to run da sampil down ta Doc Mike tuday... ... ANNND; now I'z like a loaded gun - all fulla waddur inna tank an we gotta motor on back ta da Ranch...

Nabur Lady jest stopped in ta see me - wundured who wuz cauzzin allua *fuss* yesturday. She sed "OMG! He IZZZZ a B-I-G Kat!
I wuz thunkin she wuz no fethurwait herself - but Dad gimmie a lil butt-whak an I kept quiet...
Nebbie nayburz...

Dad took da oppurtunitee ta gimme a gud *shake* whilst he wuz holdin me... OMG! Whadda *shlosshun* sound I made! I tell'd Dad to shake EEZEY an let'z make a run fur da Ranch - I'z gonna try an *hold it* till I can get inna propur sandy box an dump this load.

I spektz I'z gonna get drug back here tumorra an we'll try da *pee inna kup* deel agin.

Me-Oww atcha all then...

/s/ Bootsy, da *I duzint WANNA Pee i DAT Thing* Kat