Bootz, whatcher Dad izzin sayin iz that he thought he hadda lose you fur gud.

Iffin ya pee inna kup he 'il furgit 'bout da RoleyDexer - jus try it!

Toosdae is gonna be better iffin yu will pee!

I pee ennywhere I want, but Mom gits kinda sore at me.

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